Today after lunch I told the kids that they had to go and wash up and the go to the bathroom before they took a nap. (Not that Alex takes a nap everyday, but we try so I can have some peace). After Alex was done washing up he went to go potty and deiced that he was going to sit down mind you that the toilet seat was up so I put it down so he could go I asked him if he had to go poop and he said that he did. Boy I never thought that he was ever going to stop going, but I was glad that he did it in the toilet and not in his pants that would have been a REALLY big mess for me to clean up.
I have to tell a funny story that happened at work the other night. We have this place where the wine is stored and they have 2 wine glasses that sit on the "wine hutch" to show us how much wine we should pour into the glasses. A lady (who was not all there meaning that she is mentally retarded(I am not trying to be rude I am just telling you about her)) picks up one of them and drinks it and then she picks up the other one and drinks it too. The funny thing is that one of them was red vinegar and the other one was vanilla syrup so it was not even wine. She drank them so fast I could not believe it. It had to of been so gross. I bet it only took her 30 seconds per glass to finish them off. Me and another guy just had to laugh about it. After we told the mangers they got a big laugh out of it too.
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